Before you freak out that I’m about to post another TMI pregnancy post, it’s a metaphor, see? (Although, it being a metaphor doesn’t necessarily preclude me from TMI sharing. But…
My mind is totally everywhere right now and while I’m sure each individual thought is snowflake-esque and definitely brilliant material enough to generate a post of its own because…
As many of you know, my house is a mecca of toys. Is it educational? Is it a logic puzzle? Does it involve building blocks or wood or…
So, my third trimester insomnia has hit full on (likely aided by jetlag and shitty kids who are so jetlagged that they’ve gone insane) and even though I’m…
I’m slow, ok? I’ve barely thought about this pregnancy since I got pregnant and other than the constant reminder when I’m on public transportation (only because kind people…
In case you missed my performance back in May, here is a video of my reading for Listen to Your Mother SF. I’ve included the transcript of my piece after. Also, please…
So, I spoke too soon in my last post. I thought that since my kids usually sleep 10 hours a night, I would be in the clear having…
Ok. That sounds way more provocative than this post actually is. Also? That’s what she said! I know. I’m twelve. But you all knew that already so really,…