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They say to never negotiate with terrorists. Real terrorists (of the hostage taking kind) are likely something that I will ...
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Of course, if you can get extra sleep with a new baby, I'm sure it's awesome!! However, I'm more thinking ...
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The Next Best Thing to Sleep: New Baby Series Pt 2

I used to think I was a reasonable person. (I'll pause here as pretty much every one who has ever ...
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I freely confess: I totally judge what people put on their baby registries. Totally. I make snide texts to my ...
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So before you write me off as a tree-hugger or hippie or granola person, please know that although I do ...
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Let's Talk Sh!t: Cloth Diapers

Let’s Talk Sh!t: Cloth Diapers