I have been in a fog all week. I suppose it didn’t help that I was sick and having my period. Also, re-entry back from a conference is hard. And Mom 2.0 was particularly hard to come back from. I was in fancy fancy hotels for 5 days and 4 nights, drank champagne almost every single day, and did not see any small humans that belonged to me (and therefore, I was not responsible for any of them). I wore pretty clothes in my preferred color palette. I had fancy hair and fancy makeup and fancy earrings. I wore sparkly shoes. Did I mention I had champagne every single day? I really love champagne. Oh, excuse me. It’s called sparkling wine. Fine. I LOVE SPARKLING WINE. BECAUSE IT’S SPARKLY. I mean, I missed my kids. Wait, did I actually miss my kids? I confess. I did not. I mean, I…